if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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