My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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