You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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