Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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