very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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