wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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