there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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