Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
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