He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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