sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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