At least make sure they are 18
Why
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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