i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
you made out with another girl for some wings
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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