chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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