Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Randomize
