You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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