Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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