im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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