I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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