I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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