Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
my liver is dry heaving
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Randomize
