There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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