You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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