I don't think brook has ever known best
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize