Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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