let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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