its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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