As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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