I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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