I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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