Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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