Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
We are two peas in an std pod
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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