CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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