UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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