he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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