4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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