yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
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