suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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