C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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