Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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