Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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