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Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
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Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
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I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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