ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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