i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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