"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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