would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
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