in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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