You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
We had to coat check the pizza.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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