before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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