I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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