Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Only a mothe r could love this liver
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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