I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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