Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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