He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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